This section of the site is dedicated to the things I learned while watching television. Though you nay think this is a joke I feel there are lots of observations that just need to be made.
What I learned watching 24
- Terrorists can not shoot straight. Seriously how is it the the bad guys never seem to hit there target? It is like all of those training camps they talk about are more like church camps with everyone singing and holding hands
- Our government has rouge people doing whatever they want to whomever they want. It seems that no matter what season there is always someone that is supposed to be on the side of the US that is either working with or hiring the terrorists to take over.
- Jack Bauer cannot help if anyone else is involved. For some reason no matter how bad the issue is only one guy can save the world. Even after a strike team is blown to bits by the bad guys Jack walks in and kills everyone.
What I learned watching How I Met Your Mother
- It turns out girls don't want you to fall in love too soon. Sure most of the women I know want to find some guy that loves them right away but hey what kind of show would it be if women were able to be understood?
- Women will believe anything you tell them. If you don't believe me just ask Barney.
- Speaking of Barney who doesn't want to be that guy?
- People like me from Minnesota are nieve and always nice.