So I was lucky to get my gmail address way early when you needed an invite. I chose a very normal real name type address. Who knew that there were so many people with a name so similar to mine?
Below is a journal of all of the emails I recieved that weren't for me. Some are funny some are sad and most are boring but it happens so often I need somewhere to document this
Job applications for minimum wage with a 1000 mile commute!
Some nice lady called me Kyle and offeredmto keep my application on file for a nursing home attendant in Portland. Yay $8 an hour to clean up old people poop with a 1000 mile commute.
Dear your father has passed
So I get an email telling me my father has died. I start to get excited (my father sucks) but then I notice the email is from some woman I never heard of. Good thing I didn't start writing the eulogy as requested.